There are those that argue for evolution and those that argue for creation and maybe some claim they don’t know. Well I am here to tell you I now have the answer to end all speculation and confusion. You see, I recently bought a bottle of Old Spice body wash – not the young mans kind, the good kind – the Classic Original scent (Much to my wife’s dismay – says it reminds her of her Grandpa). Anyhow I discovered the secret to our existence – right there on the bottle of Old Spice! Here is what it says:
“IF YOUR GRANDFATHER HADN’T WORN IT, YOU WOULDN’T EXIST.”
There you have it, the debate between creationism and evolutionism can now be put to rest.
HA! Nothing like making out and thinking my grandpa is sitting next to me. Giddy up.