There are those that argue for evolution and those that argue for creation and maybe some claim they don’t know. Well I am here to tell you I now have the answer to end all speculation and confusion. You see, I recently bought a bottle of Old Spice body wash – not the young mans kind, the good kind – the Classic Original scent (Much to my wife’s dismay – says it reminds her of her Grandpa). Anyhow I discovered the secret to our existence – right there on the bottle of Old Spice! Here is what it says:
“IF YOUR GRANDFATHER HADN’T WORN IT, YOU WOULDN’T EXIST.”
There you have it, the debate between creationism and evolutionism can now be put to rest.
